Amaze your friends…

Strike fear in the hearts of your enemies…

Let the world know that you are truly certified!

Proudly stand against the unenlightened masses…

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Certified Cult Leader!

Infrequently Asked Questions:

1) Why should I become a Certified Cult Leader?

a. Why “shouldn’t” you? When you look at all of the idiots leading politics, business, and education, ask yourself: “Can I REALLY do any worse?”

2) I only have a few friends that believe the same way I do. Can I really call us a “cult”?

a. One definition of cult is “An exclusive group of persons sharing an esoteric, usually artistic or intellectual interest.” (Answers.com) I’d say that you and your friends qualify under that, wouldn’t you?

3) Will proclaiming myself a “Certified Cult Leader” get me in trouble with Big Brother?

a. Being a CCL does not exempt you from your legal responsibilities or protect you from prosecution for criminal acts. At the same time, Freedom of Speech is one of our most cherished rights under the Constitution. You have the right to be a CCL, but you don’t have a right to use it unwisely. If you do, you might just suffer the same fate as so many un-certified cult leaders… just look at Tom DeLay, Jim Jones, Jerry Falwell, and Jimmy Swaggart. (I say again, Robert: You still have to pay your taxes…)

a. CertifiedCultLeaders.Com never divulges your email, contact information, or name without express permission from you. In the event of a court order requiring such, we will attempt to notify you prior to the required disclosure if possible. If you chose to use your CCL status as an excuse for illegal activities, you’re on your own, bro.

4) How much does it cost, and what do I get as a Certified Cult Leader?

a. We have several options available. For a complete list, go to our ORDERS page.

b. Customized packages are available for a nominal fee. If you need assistance in developing a Manual of Rituals, we can assist you. If you would like certificates for your Cult Members, we can provide those as well. Conferment of Cult Member status is a special occasion, and we stand ready to help you make it a special ceremony that will long be remembered by your followers.

c. Our most economical packages provide materials in pdf format so that you can print them on the paper of your choice. Deluxe packages will include Certified Cult Member Certificate Templates in MS Word format.

d. Certified Cult Leaders also qualify for listing on our Hall of Fame. Once you’re listed, you can add your own special URL to your business cards, and impress your friends.

5) Can’t I just call myself a Certified Cult Leader and make my own certificate?

a. Sure you can. However, the small fee we charge gets you more recognition. It’s always more impressive when your status is recognized by an outside agency.

b. Renegade CCL’s are not eligible to be recognized on our website.

(2nd Notice) This site is not intended to provide legal or business advice, and is for amusement purposes only. Conferment of Certified Cult Leader designation is an honorary process, and is not recognized by any local, state, federal, or world agencies, although public announcement of such may get you an FBI, CIA, NSA, or Homeland Security file established… if you don’t have one already.

For full disclaimer, click HERE.

(Yes, Robert. This means you still have to pay your taxes…)

Contact SupremeCultLeader@certifiedcultleaders.com for additional information.